Tuned To: “Oh Lord, It’s Hard To Be Humble” (Mac Davis)

Oh gosh, it’s hard to survive this

This life of uphill success

And just when you think that you made it

You get knocked back down to the ground

"To trudge on is to make it"

You all cry out to me

Oh gosh, it’s hard to survive it

I congratulate your “bravery”

Yes, you ask me if I’m comin'

But I’d rather sit at the side

And watch all of these wanderers

Fighting this mountain of life

You might think that I’m being lazy

But pardon my sense of humour

I just like to watch you all fallin'

Watch you fallin' back into the deep

Oh gosh, success is a struggle

And it’s funny to view you all

Climbing a mountain, near impossible

You’re always coming back for more

You never consider the alternative,

Cause you’re so busy heading for the top

Gracious, allow me to laugh out loud

When you fall back down, hitting the bottom

Well, you say that I’m a meaner

I guess mean, that I might be

But, I just like to laugh at these people

Cause I find funny their antics

Their lives are a joke and a lesson

And trust me that I really learn

But if you tell me your stories

Allow yourselves to burn

Cause, gosh, I find it humorous

To hear about your mischief

To listen to all your failures

’Specially those made in stupidity

Now, it’s not that I’m trying to be cruel

Cause if you sit down with me

I’ll tell you my life tale

And you’ll laugh out loud right beside me

Yes, you’ll laugh out loud

Accompanying me