So this is Christmas by John Lennon (rewrite)

Happy Christmas, Katy

Happy Christmas, Justin

“So this is Christmas?

And what have you done”?

“I shat on the sofa, poured beer on my mum”

And so this is Christmas

I hope you have fun.

The Father above us, He gave us His Son

A very Merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

They got drunk on red rum, they couldn’t see clear.

And so this is Christmas? (war is over)

For weak and for strong (if you call Him)

For rich and the poor ones (war is over)

The battle is won (now)

And so happy Christmas (war is over)

For black and for white (if you call Him)

But yellow and red ones (war is over)

They scoffed at the sight (now)

A very Merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

They hog drunk on red rum, they couldn’t see clear.

“And so this is Christmas? (war is over)

“And what have we done”? (if you call Him)

I shat on the sofa (war is over)

Poured beer on my mum (now)

And so happy Christmas (war is over)

We hope you have fun (if you call Him)

The Father above us (war is over)

He gave us His son (now)

A very Merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

They got drunk on red rum, they couldn’t see clear.

War is over, if you call Him

War is over, now!

Happy Christmas!