Memes I made about Eternally Pactful

CW: suicide/death mentions this webcomic is not for the easily bothered

BDG OOC Memes

Darby proposing the suicide pact: I couldn’t give a shit about death.

Shaw talking himself into suicide with Darby and Arie: And that is no good is it. Is it? I’ve actually- I’m a little confused now-

Darby in general: MORTAL KOMBAT!! DADADUN DA DUNDUNDUN DADADUN DA DUNDUNDUN CHS CHS- There’s red bull in this mug- HIYAH!!

Shaw when Darby hands him a bottle of pills in the park: Am I safe?

Darby towards Shaw when he says they shouldn’t stab themself: I’m not your friend, and you have no say in what I do with my body.

Shaw’s first reaction directed at Darby to being dead: YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE-

Shaw’s second reaction to being dead: My second reaction was What the fuck? Hey Todd- What the fuck?!

Arie who lived through his suicide attempt and his partners didn’t: Is life quantifiable?

Uriel the archangel showing up: You’re wrong- and here’s why.

Uriel explaining that the main three shouldn’t be using their powers unless it’s absolutely necessary after they have all used their powers willy-nilly: You cannot get blood on the jeans during this or any step of the process- I cannot stress this enough. The consequences are dire.

Arie reacting to Shaw and Darby physically fighting: Yikes-

Me talking about the plot that I am creating right as I explain it: I haven’t necessarily figured out how this connects but I’ll get there-

Me figuring out how to fix the plot hole: REGGIE TAKE FUCKING NOTES-

Vines

Darby: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed-

The main three: Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Darby: Mom- I have something to tell you...

Darby’s mom: What is it sweetie?

Darby: I got an a-bor-tion

Arie playing Sail on the keyboard

Darby: SAIL! *kicks keyboard*

Shaw recording looking upset

Arie clapping the beat

Darby: Bop it! Bsh! Twist it! Nuughhr! Pull it! euoooh!

Darby arriving at the park where Arie and Shaw are waiting for them: You better watch out! You better WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH-

Shaw trying to find a liquor store: I don’t even know which way the quiznos is-

Shaw: Throw down the keys!

Copy machine smashes to the ground

Shaw: I said keys!

Darby: I thought you said copy machine!

Shaw exasperated: Why the fuck would I say copy machi-

Darby talking Shaw and Arie back into the suicide pact: I saw you hangin out with Kently yesterday!

Shaw: R- REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

Darby: I won’t hesitate bitch- *stab themself in the throat*

Uriel: Sure you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?

Also Uriel: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?

Shaw: Hey bro can I get a sip of that water?

Darby: It’s not water

Shaw: Vodka! I like your style-

Darby: It’s vinegar

Shaw: Wh-what?

Darby: It’s vinegar, pussy.

Arie: And just remember- no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yoursel- *sobs*

Shaw physically fighting Darby: STUPID ASS BITCH NAMED ELMO CANT BE-

Shaw towards Darby: Alright let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves- I’m gonna go first: I hate you.

Darby: I have no soul! Have a nice day!

Shaw: I don’t have one either.

Classic YT Animation Shitposts

Darby: Everybody’s seen the new tie-dye bagel trend!

Shaw: Yeah I have!

Darby: So tomorrow’s breakfast is about to get colorful-

Shaw: Colorful

Darby: It’s time to die!

Shaw: *SCREAMING*

Shaw searching for Arie after realizing he’s not with him and Darby in the afterlife: Timmy where are you baby? Mama wants to go home to get dr- go to sleep! Has anyone seen my son? Oh god- Timmy! That mother’s adrenaline is kicking in- TIMMY! I can see every equation! SCUZE ME MAAM HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON? He’s about this tall- clearly gay- but we haven’t had the talk. TIMMY ARE YOU IN THERE?

Shaw’s previous partner: Mark! I can’t believe how drunk you are!

Shaw: I am not drunk!

Partner: Yes you are!

Shaw: I am not fucking drunk!

Partner: Can you tell the time?

Shaw: Yes

Shaw: *points at the clock* I am not fucking drunk!

Shaw realizing he killed himself: Just did a bad thing! I regret the thing I did! And you’re wondering what it is. Tell you what I did- I did a baaad thing.