Unsubstantiated Ambitions

I want to be dead. (Or more correctly, undead)

My dream is to be a ghost, to roam some house, or wood through eternal night, brandishing my distressed soul to any who might wander too close.

I have lived my whole life with the sole purpose of being the best dead person I can be.

I have studied Crowley, and read Poe. I have listened to Ozzy, and admired Van Gogh. Like Johnny Cash, I only wear black. I have visited cemeteries, slept in empty caskets, and attended the funerals of people I never even knew. I took “Mortuary Sciences 101” in college, for criminy’s sake!

If there is anyone more ready to be dead than I am, I hope the son-of-gun chokes. He probably deserves it!