Social Services

“I don’t need to wear a mask! I’ve got individual rights!”

“Well then - if you think your individual rights trump your social responsibilities, don’t use our social services then.”

“Huh?”

“I’m saying don’t clog up the hospitals when you get sick, asshole - just stay home and die responsibly.”

“I don’t have COVID-19 though! It’s a hoax!”

“Then I’m sure you’ll pull through just fine if you stay at home.”

“You can’t deny me care!”

“Why? You denied caring about anyone else - why the fuck should we care about you?”

[And yes, Americans are currently overwhelming their hospital systems with COVID-19 cases while literally dying denying the virus exists - welcome to the “land of the free” where our world class healthcare providers are about to move en masse to countries that actually appreciate their services because they are fed the fuck up with us]

[Italy already called dibs on Dr. Fauci.]