Unconventionally Rude: A dialogue betwixt unnamed characters
“Am I pretty?”
“You’re tolerable. Personally I’d lose the dead-mothers-of-anime haircut and maybe cover those soulless corpse eyes with contacts. Acne appears to be an uphill battle for you if that hill was 100% vertical. Speaking of vertical, you’re a bit vertically, ehem, challenged. Horizontally too. Here I thought only cats were supposed to have whiskers. You need to wax that, girl. Maybe you’d draw more compliments if you didn’t dress younger than my six-year-old cousin. Your complexion is so pasty it would blind the sun. And as for the muffin-top, I’d say you had more rolls than the Michelin Man, or more rolls than a bakery, but those would be too unoriginal. So I’ll just say, you got more roles than Hollywood. Bruh.”
“...so is that a no?”