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JUMBLE TONGUE #2 -- "Trains" is our topic, so could be reading on a train, buying a ticket for a train, looking out the window of a train, or watching a train roll by and so on. Example: "metal-screamer" could be jumble tongue for "train" and "learning the paper-bound" could be jumble tongue for "reading the book"... be creative, have fun, and as before, another_proser will read and try to translate!
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DocWatson in Poetry & Free Verse

“The wheels on the bus... I mean, the tracks on the train go whatever sound a train makes”

I stared to my front,

the train continued down the track. 

I spotted a woman bent over. 

She was young. 

Eighteen or nineteen. 

Wearing a mini-skirt. 

She had sexy thighs, 

a nice ass,

and wasn't wearing panties. 

As I leaned forward 

to get a better look, 

I noticed an elderly woman 

in the seat across from me. 

She sent a dirty look.

"Fucking cunt!" I thought 

before reaching into my waistband, 

yanking out a .45 magnum

 and shooting the bitch in the throat. 

As blood squirted, 

I stood,

yelling:

"Stay cool, and no one dies! 

This is a robbery, motherfuckers!"