I May Actually Have Interacted with You

Hey! I actually thought I followed you already, but I mix you up with another user, emdawson, who is also super awesome. I like their (her, I think) stories, and my brain is not good at differentiating when letters are the same and the E and D really gets me. No clue why. Steve is usually better than this. Yes, my brain's name is Steve. It's a whole thing. Why you should follow me is beyond me. I guess I'm funny, I like to swear and write about people that are as sarcastic and annoying as I am (mainly females; males are frustratingly simple and I always feel like I'm writing generic males and not groundbreaking characters but I digress).

Anyways, I do all types of genres, though I stray away from romance, erotica, and horror since I feel like it requires finesse that I just can't muster up. Plus, the whole males thing kinda sucks when I'm writing a story about hetero or sometimes gay romances it feels a little 2D. I've been practicing but I have yet to get that circle to become a sphere. I don't post often because this college shit is really difficult to navigate, but I have like 500+ posts I think (I've been on here for FAR too long) so you'll always have something random to read. I don't make books too because it's hard. I get ideas but honestly my follow through is just not good. Again, college.

I haven't seen a PG anything in awhile so pretend the cuss words are bleeped out. If you are against cuss words, I promise you all of mine are used tastefully and in meaningful places. I'm not just dropping F-bombs like I do in real life; every swear word is very necessary. Plus, every "erotica" that I've ever written is soft porn at worst. There are like five total I think and they're pretty evenly dispersed so it's not too bad if you're underaged/uncomfortable with smut. Plus, I think they're tagged but if you were to see one, if you can comment on it or something (again, 500+ posts; very hard to find anything here), I'd add an 18+ thing on it in the title so people know.

I think that's it. I love writing. I'm pretty sure I've read some of your stuff as well and I like your writing; I actually thought I was following you before this challenge. If you are the one that I have the inside joke with, there is plenty of fratricide all over the place. If not, ignore the previous sentence. :) Anyway, good luck with COVID and school if you're the one that's like 16ish and still in high school. That's probably a nightmare.