Wisdom? Wisdom.
My friends keep a collection of our wisest words. Here’s some highlights.
“Like most ants, beetles also have an exoskeleton”
-Me, June 27 2019 4:15am
“I’ve never had a bean of this species before.”
- B, August 25 2019
“I had a dream that I was being humped - no shit! - HUNTED by Mario and Luigi.”
- B, Sept 26 2019
“Could thou spare but a crumb of crack?”
- B, October 15th 2019
“It’s not just a pussy, it’s magic!”
- M, October 30 2019
“ ♪ The holy cross… the fucking grape ♪”
- M, Nov 2019
“Flies are tiny demons, confirmed?”
- B, Dec 5 2019
“He’s my bread.”
- F, Dec 26 2019
“Ok, imagine if you could feel Shrek”
- J, Dec 31 2019
“Where there’s heat, there’s fog.”
- A, Jan 11 2020
Me: I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s shit
F: I’m tired of cleaning up my own shit
M: I’m tired of my own shit
F: I’m tired
A: Shit.
-Jan 11 2020
“Imagine the cronch of mints but wrapped in flesh”
-Me, Jan 21 2020
“Cats have pronouns and you need to respect them”
-B
and yes I can give context for these if needed
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some extras: (I wasn't here for all of these so i'm honestly pretty confused about some of them ngl)
“Now as I fucking lay here on my fucking death bed. I look up at the fucking stars thinking about how I’m a fucking saint. A-fucking-men!”
-Me, June 5th, 2019
“I have paparazzi now!”
-F.r
“My eyebrows tell a different story.”
-Me
“Alas, mellons.”
-F.r
“You should tell that at stories.”
-A
“I’ve had like 3”
-M, August 25, regarding alcohol
“Fucking strut you majestic bitch!”
-M, September 26
“J did that not me, don’t involve me with that crazy bullshit bitch!”
-A, September 26
“No Dope”
-A, September 26
“Because a computer is made out of pickles”
-F, Nov 20
“I have all the thumbs!!”
-F.r, Dec 31
“Racism and weebism is basically the same thing”
-J, March 31
“I just like to think about how I’m a meth-head all the time”
-M, April 14
“Wait, you know J? You’re pretty cool, you can sit with us at lunch”
-Me
“Ow why is it so hard?”
-A
“I’m a giz bender”
-F.r
“It’s like a non-consensual game of man tracker!”
-B
“It’s just feet! What the actual hell!?!”
-F.r
“Who’s there? Calf pain!”
-A, July 18
“Wakey wakey, French toast”
-F, August 3
“Ham and green pepper”
J do you have ham and green pepper?’
-I think this might have been me? or maybe F? (there wasn't a name)
“It’s time to get fat!”
-Me, October 5 2020
“I like- I don’t like—- I don’t know how I feel”
-F, October 5 2020
“I like black coffee for its politics”
-A, October 13 2020
“Imagine cutting your dick in half”
-Me, October 19 2020
A: “The gun is sex!”
Me: “No the gun is the dick!”
-October 19 2020