One Good Kick

Mama always told me to give 'em one good kick,

Nana always told me to lay it on thick,

Daddy always told me to give 'em a nick,

Bro always told me to make my hit stick.

So when I went to party that night,

I kept that advice close,

And when that idiot called me his special light,

I aimed my kick fairly high- just under his nose.

I felt his face resist,

Felt his body go slack,

I felt his teeth give in,

And the sounds of clack clack clack!