"I'm sorry for my existence."

"I know."

"Have you ever seen The Simpsons?"

"Matt's mentioned it once or twice."

"Do you have a favorite place to vacation?"

"I like Florida. It's like a joke, but it isn't."

"It's a true microcosm."

"Walmart is fun."

"I drunkenly called a guy wedgie guy because he was pulling put a wedgie when I saw him."

"I know."

After a brier moment of silence, "Where do we go from here?"

"It's up to you."

"Can we go find a platypus and name it Perry and give it a hat?"

"Okay."