Cats and the Space-Time Continuum

One day, this kid brought a cat home, because they apparently have enough money to go ahead and buy a cat.

Anyways, the kid brought the cat home, and the mom was working. The mom saw the cat, and suddenly stopped working. Yeah, she froze, just like a computer! Suddenly, the mom started sneezing like crazy!

"I'm allergic to cats!" the mom yelled.

"How catastrophioc," the kid replied.

"Where did you get that cat?" the mom demanded.

"Somewhere in the space-time continuum," the kid said calmly.

"Well, put it pack in the space-time continuum," the mom ordered.

"Okay," the kid agreed, before dropping the cat on the floor.

"Wh-What are you doing?" the mom asked. "I told you to put the cat back in the space-time continuum!"

The kid chuckled. "Our house is in the space-time continuum," they said.

Then the mom fanited. Just like that! With no warning! For no reason! I mean, it's not like they were exposed to allergies or strong emotions.