Patrick stole my teddy bear

And laughed at me

'Cause he can

But I love Ronny McDrat

And I found some way

To make him give it back

I put on a sheet

And cut out some eyes

Then I walked up to his room

To give him a surprise

Well, I worked!

I got back my teddy bear. Gee!

But now Mama is yelling

Because of her sheets