Make Me A Sandwich

I was relaxing on my couch looking outside the window. The Sun was giving a goodbye kiss to the Earth. The Moon arrived to warmly welcome the people that were freed from their work. I and my brother came back from home, ate food, and then had tea. At late night, my brother came to my bedroom and said "What're you doing?"

I replied "Nothing at all."

Brother said, "Are you free?"

I said "No!"

Brother said, " What are you doing then?"

I again replied "Nothing."

Brother asked, "Then you're free."

I said " You're so wise then why you did ask that I'm free. You're senseless, to be more precise, common senseless.

Brother said " Whatever... Make a sandwich for me"

I was starring at him and said "Sleeping is a better option. Go and sleep. Also, eating late at night is not good for health,"

He said, " Sew your mouth and go outside and make a sandwich for me."

Then, he took my laptop. He was so grumpy!