#clooney

Dear George Clooney,

Huge fan. But so what? You have a million of those. Maybe a million enemies too. But thata's not important right now.

You listen here, Mister. That bat symbol in "Batman Forever" did nothing for the franchise. But you did.

You were a solid Bruce Wayne. No homo. As Jerry Seinfeld would say, "not that there's anything wrong with that."

But the peak of your performances for me was "Good Night and Good Luck" which you directed and starred in. It changed me. The honor and homage you paid to your father the journalist in your treatise of Edward R. Murrow and his "fight" with Senator Joseph McCarthy, was nothing short of a glorious masterpiece.

So you'll get nothing but high praise from me, my friend.

-Emmanuel Williams

p.s. Between you and me; they're not tights if they're leather, am I right?