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When life gives you lemons...
Finish the sentence! Looking for the most creative, witty, funny, or relatable responses. One or two might be used in a piece I'm working on, so only submit if you're ok with that :) Responses are unlimited, and should be from 15 to 50 words.
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Bigger, Better Plans

When life gives you lemons

Squeeze, no crush, them losers between your hands

Show them you’ve got much bigger, better plans

Remember when you fell but you got up fast

There’s good times a’comin’ so push through the rough

Ahh a lemon-lime ’rita to show the bastards enough is enough