Just your unfriendly neighborhood disaster, bringing you bi-weekly updates from the bottom of my own shoe!

(It's not inspirational and it doesn't shed any light on my personal life, so it's not a good bio in that sense, but I think it's funny and that's all that I care about. Plus, it lets me pretend I'm mean and online is the only place I can even try to do that. I do not post bi-weekly, I just like lying.)