To Hades with You

“You don’t believe in God?”

Here we go. My least favorite topic.

“Don’t you want to hear about Jesus?”

I’d rather tell you about Pagan rituals. But you’ll try to burn me again.

“Easter and Christmas are such great holidays!”

Of course they are. You stole them from us. From the same pagans that you thought worshiped a goat-devil.

“But I’m trying to save your soul!”

Or maybe we both end up in the underworld, staring into the dark river Styx. I turn to you and say:

“You could have at least brought some coins for Charon.”