Embarrassing Moments

Priest: Diana, can you stand up and give us your speech.

Me: Ooh, yes, yes, I was to deliver a speech.

Me: Uuum, so-oo, so fish have one thing in common with us, their mouths. They never shut them.

Me: Uuum, so, let us love ourselves. Because you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself, can you? Anyone agree with me?

Me: Huum, no one? Okay.

Priest: Thank you Diana. You can have a sit. “Horrible, very horrible”

He whispered as I walked out of the platform.

My weird best friend: “Omg that was the best burial speech ever”.

Oh the sunny days. Where I would just be foolish and even if the world never understood me, my best friend did, and was sarcastic like me.

What is life without sarcasm and humor?

He-he-he-he.