Space Rocks

Everybody went for M-class

'Cause they wanted all that green

Me, I know better

Ain't got the time to clean

I picked me out an asteroid

Just a hunk of rock in the void

It's easy to steer it away

From spaces I want to avoid

And it's easy to maintain

A simple pile of dust in space

No atmosphere to protect

No biomes to displace

I adapt to its needs

Got my little dome right here

I synthesize all the basics

Veggies, water, beer

If you're asking if it's lonely?

Heck no, we give free hugs!

After you spend two weeks in quarantine

'Cause we can't afford your bugs