I’ll be your server today.

Can I start you off with some water?

We have a delicious vegetable appetizer, my favorite actually.

Are you cold because the air vent is blowing? Can I offer you a blanket?

Did you have a question? No, sorry, I thought I saw you look my way.

How are you doing? How about a nice red? On the house!

Let me comp your meal.

Here's a crisp $20. You can use it for whatever!

Can I get you a to-go bag?

Hello?