Some things to understand about me: (that I, myself, should know by now, but consistently forget).

1. My approach is 99.9% of the time completely wrong.

2. I may say I understand something, but there is a 50/50 chance I will walk away & have no idea what just happened.

3. I don’t get my feelings hurt easily PER SE , but I will absolutely take everything personally.

Lastly, and this is the most important one -

4. If I care about you, you will damn well know it. And that shit is forever.