Last Night (repost for a challenge)

I took a shower last night

(Normal occurrence for those wondering)

I was going to be late for an important FaceTime meeting

And this is what happened

Shower: HOTCOLDHOTCOLDHOTCOLD

Me: *internal screaming*

Lesson: Don’t take a shower when both the clothes washer and dishwasher are going, and your brother is taking a shower upstairs

Shower: HOTCOLDHOTCOLDHOTCOLD

Me: Gets shampoo in my eyes trying to stay out of the water while flailing for the temperature knob *actual screaming*

Lesson: Honestly they should have tear-free adult shampoo, it’s not like our eyes are any different than kids’ are

Shower: HOTCOLDHOTCOLDHOTCOLD

Me: Forgets to put conditioner in my hair

Lesson: Always have leave in conditioner handy after a shower

Shower: HOTCOLDHOTCOLDHOTCOLD

Me: You know that scene in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... with the bar of soap... yeah...

Lesson: Soap is evil

Shower: HOTCOLDHOTCOLDHOTCOLD

Me: *cuts self with new razor*

Lesson: Slow down

Shower: HOTCOLDHOTCOLDHOTCOLD

Me: *falls through shower door trying not to be burned*

Lesson: Don’t argee to move into the basement bedroom. Just because it has it’s own bathroom doesn’t make it worth it.

Then, I wrap my hair in a towel

Go to get dressed

This requires me to cross my room barefoot and blind

(also a normal occurrence, I am very badly near sighted)

I am not going to write everything out because it can be summed up like this.

I am in the middle of an art project.

This project has so far required the following: A hammer, four screwdrivers, a staple remover, mod podge, several paintbrushes, two pairs of scissors, three large canvases, a very sharp metal ruler, an oddly heavy speaker that I trip over even when I can see it, a pair if wire-cutting pliers, and about twelve pencils because I am too lazy to cross the room to get the pencil I left on the other side.

The good news, I was only about ten minutes late for my meeting, which went very well.