TERSORIUM.

Dylan: How are we out of toilet paper?

Sera: Owen’s toilet paper company faced a major lawsuit and lost most of its workers after losing the case.

Dylan: (sighs) Ugh!! What am I going to use in place of the toilet tissue?

Sera: Here you go! Use this ancient thing.

Dylan: What in the world is this contraption supposed to be?

Sera: Calm down. It’s called a tersorium. Good luck using it. (chuckles)

Dylan: (grumbles) unbelievable!

Sera: Congratulations! You can share this experience with your future grandchildren. (laughs)

Dylan: (smiles & shakes his head) This is just absurd!