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Write the silliest, funniest, ridiculousest Greeting Card Message ever
Poems, Short Stories, Novels, User's Manuals-anything goes. Time to think outside the box, peeps! I get to judge because I've never been in charge of anything. Good luck and choose your words wisely!
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Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you!

Who are you?

Is your name Steve or Sue?

Do you like pink or blue?

Will you wish for a letter q?

Would you like a canoe?

Want a Mountain Dew?

Are you feeling blue?

What do you want, give me a clue!

Would you like some homemade stew?

Please give me a clue!

Want to visit Peru?

If yes, I want to go too!

Want to make art and have some glue?

I know you don’t want that and it’s true.

What would you like to do?

Want an emu?

I already know you!

You wanted __________, I already knew!