Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Thankfully not Kansas.

I live in the middle of no where. Out in the country in the valley of tornados. A nice place to be, unless you are out at night. to the right a few miles down, the neighbor has a helicopter, and down the other way the neighbors burn giant piles of trees.

Its a great place. Unless you run into a mountain lion who lives in the woods out back. How it got there, no one knows. And in the woods live the coyotes, and weird powdery fungus with the very loud wild chickens. They like to chase me every now and then.

As boring as it may be out in the middle of no where, it can still be a bit of fun. Like the time a gaint chicken statue was stolen, and somehow was found back in place around 15 years later, or the time the ice cream shop was torn off the ground by a tornado. Actually that was a tragic time. I still miss that ice cream shop. We all had a moment of silence in my old history class.

I would say the only problem with this place is that every now and then murder, or the times people escaped from the prison three months in a row. But I live in the country, so I dont have to deal with all that, not to mention a common saying is "Anything is legal out in the country."