A.D.E.E.

As far as the guys at the warehouse where I (18 year old me) worked where concerned, I also moonlighted as an "Accrued Debt Elimination Enforcer," or "Adee/80" for short. Job responsibilities included: making an intimidating appearance to invoke a desire to pay a debt, making physical contact and witty threats for payment, and if all else failed-- break some bones until payment was received. Their proof of my explanation was in the knife scar on my forearm, busted lip, and bloody--swollen, knuckles.

It was a believable lie that served its purpose.

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