Super Drunk

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to an already-tipsy guy who’s just received his drink. He watches in fascination as his neighbor drains the glass in three swallows before standing up and flying around the room a couple times. The stranger then lands, stumbling a bit, and walks calmly back to his seat, like nothing even happened. The first man blinks a few times, turns to the bartender, and says, “I’ll have what he’s having!”

So the bartender pours him a foaming mug of tap beer and slides it down the bar, where the man catches it and greedily slams it down his throat as quickly as he can, careful not to spill a drop. After he’s done, he runs out the door, climbs up to the top of the roof, and jumps, ready to fly through the night sky.

At which point, he promptly falls to his death.

Back in the bar, the bartender looks at the remaining patron and sighs. “Superman, you’re such a dick when you’re drunk.”

@Aanya