There’s that!

My daughter wanted to paint my toenails! I said “sure” because bonding with my daughter as a single father can be difficult, and really don’t care.. I’d take a pedicure any day of the week and I wear boots all the time anyway. So she went to work and painted them a bright blue!

A week had passed and I went to the doctor because I was experiencing excruciating pain in my foot. He asked me to remove my shoes so he could examine the issue. I took my boots and socks off and with one look he said “it looks like a bunion, though it’s most common with woman who wear high heels, you don’t wear high heels do you?” I laughed and said “no why... well shit?” As I looked down to my semi fresh bright fucking blue toenails!

Needless to say he was wrong and I was diagnosed the next night with cellulitis an infection of the skin. That judgmental son of a bitch got his diagnosis wrong just because I love my daughter.