*Click*

"Hey, did you see that last episode of _____ ?"

"I don't have cable."

"Oh. Well, it's on ____ too ya know?"

"Mmm, don't have that either."

"Ah. Anyway, the last episode was really good, but I don't want to spoil it for you."

"Trust me - you won't. I'm never watching it. Please, gush on ahead. I'll pretend to show interest while I finish this up."