God

God, what's wrong with me?

God, I'm bored.

God, what the heck happened with my lunch?

God, I'm hungry...

God, wait, why's she coming towards me?

God, do I know her?

God, have I seen her somewhere?

God, she's standing right next to me now.

God, she's talking to me.

God, why's she saying this?

God, I don't think I'm that great, gosh.

God, I think she's exaggerating.

God, she asked me out.

God, she's complimenting me!

God, I liked that tea place we went to.

God, I think I kinda like her.

God, she asked me to be her soulmate.

God, I said yes.

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God, what's up in Heaven?

God, I'm doing fine too.

God, I buried my sixth wife today.

God, can you hear me?

Because if you can't, God, then I must be going crazy.