Love You Anyway

“Romeo, Romeo, where fart thou, Romeo?"

“Oh, sorry Julie, babe, it must have been those sprouts I had with my Thanksgiving dinner. I’m sorry, I fart in bed sometimes.”

“Oh Romeo.! I don’t care about that. I love you anyway. Cough, cough…”

“Anyway, Julie, baby. You snore like a train!”

“Oh, Romeo, Romeo, Roll-me-over if I snore.”

“Ok, but I don’t mind really. I love you anyway.”

“Aah”

Kiss, kiss, kiss.