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7 reasons you can't sleep
gsng

i can’t sleep

reasons i can't sleep,

you want to know why...

because i'm a smoker

and i just want one more,

i've done too much amphetamine

plus i need to score some more,

i've got this pent up anxiety

so i'm busy peeping out the window at 3am in the morn,

its the only time i have to myself

once the clock hits 12,

i am starving

yet there is nothing to eat,

my damn dogs are barking

because they hate the neighbors just like me

and because i'm fucking horny

and my old man has gone to sleep!

@fabulous

#7reasonsicantsleepchallenge

#humor