Clyde - my BLWD - Big Long White Dog

1. Clyde stretches his long heavy body out diagonally on our queen size bed. Have you ever tried to sleep in a small triangular bed? It is impossbile to do sober.

2. Clyde needs his thunder jacket, a valium, and to be on top of me due to the weather.

3. Clyde hears wind, a car door, or any noise and begins barking as if we had a home invasion.

4. Clyde alerts me that he needs to go pee with his high-pitched whining voice.

5. Clyde has eaten the unknown in the backyard while peeing and is now heaving the insides of his stomach at the end of the bed.

6. Clyde slept all day so he wakes up ready to play fetch at 4 am

7. I toss and turn with thoughts of what I will do when Clyde goes to the rainbow bridge.