My Future Granddaughter’s Halloween Wish

“Grandpa, I don’t like you anymore.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know but I will think of one.”

“Are you okay with your Grandma today?”

“Definitely not. Grandma is conveniently avoiding Publix’s Halloween BOGO.”

“I know your Grandma can be evasive at times.”

“Okay, I will tell that to Grandma.”

“No, no, don’t do that. I will talk to her about the BOGO. Is that a deal?”

“Until the next one comes along.”

“I wish you had a little lower IQ. Then again, you got your Grandma’s gene.”

“So, you’ve lower IQ than Grandma’s?”

“I guess I do. She is very smart.”