Challenge
Malaphors
Smash two idioms or cliches together to get something new (Famous example: "We'll burn that bridge when we get there.") May be funny, thought-provoking, odd...
Breaking The Bank on Borrowed Time
A stitch in time saves nine cats’ lives, on pins and needles, lost in haystacks.
But, a penny earned, with bridges burned, breaks your piggy bank’s back, stabbed, by grinding an axe.