Huckleberry’s Maxims

I believe that I am what I eat, so I eat humans.

I believe that I should watch what I wish for, as I might get it. But I never got her. I only got arrested.

I believe there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the bank looking stupid.

I believe that, “if in retrospect the years of struggle will strike me as the most beautiful” then it is only because I couldn’t afford film for the camera.

I believe that “I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him,” but then I don’t know any politicians.

I believe that “in the middle of difficulty lies opportunity,” and that is when I really need it to be up and doing something!

I believe that if she forgets what I say, and she forgets what I do, then why would she care to remember how I made her feel?

I believe that if failure is unimportant, and that it takes courage to make a fool of yourself, and that we should try and try again until we succeed, then how is repeating that mistake the definition of lunacy?

I believe “that supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting”, and that is exactly why Pookybear has perfected so many facial expressions.

I believe that if the only true wisdom is in knowing that we know nothing, than why doesn’t Pookybear realize how smart I am?

I believe that “wisdom is better than silver or gold”, but it won’t buy a bean.

I believe that if you, “stay hungry, stay foolish” you will be eating right out of Steve Jobs’ hand.

I believe there is no way that when Plato said, “The greatest wealth is to live content with little”, he could have been married.

I believe there is more, but you are already bored ;)