Doctor became patient & vice versa

Doctor became patient & vice versa

One engineer was going to an ENT specialist for hair fall treatment once in 2 months. Once in the course of speaking,

Doctor: The hair grows by 0.2 mm/day.

Patient: 0.1mm

Doctor got frightened, but without showing that,

“Doctor is me or you?”

Patient: It’s you only, I don’t deny. Just because you are MBBS & MD should I agree if you tell that donkey has 8 legs? Then if I tell the same thing to others, they will take me to the mental hospital. Is it not?

Doctor got frightened and changed the topic.

Engineer: On your hand some white patch is there. Shall I suggest some green medicine to you?

Yes.

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