Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
I was 5 and I remember a little boy giving me a flower and I was wearing a yellow dress, I think I got it at target and I got it with these
He gave me a flower, a dandelion. It was wilting and I didn't really like it.