Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
The world’s Most Importantly, Significant, Heart-warming Message from a Narrator Whose Otherworldly Wisdom Might Destroy the Fabric of Time
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Why hello there.