Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
My Problems Began To Form And Solidify Like Ice Cubes, But All I Did Was Kick Them Under The Fridge In The Back Of My Mind And Forget About
Now I’m too lazy to clean it all up, but if I leave them, they surely will stain.