Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
How to...
“How to impress people you don’t know and don’t care about, but whose feedback may bolster your own self-image and raise you up in the eyes of others, who you also may not really care about, but whose validation, for some strange reason, you continue to seek, though it is worthless and meaningless.”
Lie.