Lame Joke

I went to my local hospital for a minor procedure.

The Doc asked if I wanted a local anesthetic and I said “Sure.”

I woke up groggy and confused FIVE hours later.

“Dude, I thought you were giving me a local anesthetic,” I said.

“It was a local anesthetic,” he replied.

“It was made in a factory round the corner!”

Boom! Boom!