Wandering in the Woods

While passing by a river, I saw a fish swim side-by-side another fish. I looked across the river and saw a deer drinking water with its own companion. Above me I could see two eagles flying in perfect unison. The woods left me feeling so lonely I decided to travel to the city to find my own soul mate, and so I did; his name’s Maurice, he‘s an optometrist with a twin brother and they tell me I need glasses.