Untitled document

My name is Untitled Document.

I am empty. Could be filled or could not be filled.

I am just waiting to be typed on, claimed.

I’ll start the bidding at 50 cents per word.

Okay.

40 cents per word?

35 cents?

15?

1 cent. Only 1 cent per word.

I offer you many different fonts and tools, I have a massive color scheme, and auto correct.

Still.

1 cent?

Do you know that I have never been written on ever in my life!

You are getting a piece of untyped, never refurbished, and I receive updates to make your typing experience absolutely fabulous.

I am worth more than 1 cent!

2 cents?

Sold.