What pisses me off - poetic rants from yours truly

Capital letters are so overwhelming

Jesus Christ please stop YELLING

Don’t get me started on lol

Spell out your words or go to hell

My across the street neighbor talks so fucking loud and much

I can hear her over my kid watching his tablet right next to me on the couch

Is it crazy that I’m pissed at my hummingbird feeder?

It’s attracted an alpha and he’s such a breeder

Chasing off the females cause they don’t want his wiener, rude

Stop spelling shit wrong you Facebook imbecile

You can literally edit shit now, your stupidity is biblical

Stupid fucking caterpillars keep eating my plants

I hate those little fuckers as much as I hate wearing pants

Thanks for reading my rants