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Write a funny poem.
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KDKSWW83

The Meat Man

:MEAT MAN:

I’m the meat man

In the meat van

To your door

Delivery is free ma’am

What’s the score

I’ll be there twice a week ma’am

To lace the pans

With your Christmas , or your Summer HAM

I’m the meat man

Rolling the streets man

Handsome in my uniform

Driving the meat van

7 days a weeks ma’am

Pork chops

Veal skewers

That Vegetarian diet

Is for the fruits

and ...

This weeks plan?

Rib-eye steaks

Chicken Drummers

Rubbed and salted

As you wanted

I’m the meat man

In the meat van

Check the price

Delivery is free ma’am