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The lamest superpower ever
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Captain Chuckle Nuts

The super power of making peanuts laugh uncontrollably. You would never know the tasty protein packed goodness was anything but a peanut treat. Captain Chuckle Nuts possesses the power to bring any peanut alive for the purpose of making them laugh hysterically. Apart of the peanut gallery some would speculate .

Captain Chuckle Nuts was born with the great power of crazy nut laughter. “An with great power comes great responsibility”. Since a child he has been secretly bringing peanuts to life just to allow them to laugh up a peanut storm. Who says jiffy was ever a laughing matter?! Well Captain Chuckle Nuts that’s who!!!! Everything form beer nuts to chunky peanut butter he has the uncanny ability to have them dying on the floor laughing like anaphylactic shock.

Captain Chuckle Nuts strikes again!!!