Three Blind Mice

Three Blind Mice

Slipped on the rice

The farmer’s got a gun

Run micey, run

One blind mouse

Made it out the house

He dodged a girl with a carving knife

She looked a bit like the farmer’s wife

Three Blind Mice

Another blind mouse

Also dodged the spouse

He made it back to their secret hole

Which after all, was his only goal

The other blind mouse

Was helped by a louse

Got on a plane and flew to Peru

Cos that’s a thing that fugitives do

Three Blind Mice

Three Blind Mice