Operation: Clear the Air

After the success of operation “Water the Country,” the CIA implemented “Clear the Air” in 2019. This information was made public to the population, but mistook for trolling so largely went unnoticed and unhindered for over 20 years. The report read: All insects of annoyance (i.e. Linnaeus, Meigen, and Apocrita, etc.) will be exterminated—as a means of improving public health, economic stability, and national security— and replaced with nano-recording devices. Operation “Clear the Air” was only taken seriously in 2029 because a CIA intern accidently “tweeted” (i.e. the act of “posting” (i.e. typing a message and placing the information on the internet or social-media platform) on the social-media platform Twitter) a link of the operations database. The intern would have faced severe legal percusion, but a quick google search revealed that the database has been public since operation “Water the Country.”